The 12 Days of Biscmus

This is my creative writing assignment for today editing The 12 Days of Christmas with my dogs name Bisciut in the front. Enjoy.

On the first day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me, a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 2nd day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me, 2 squeeky toys and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 3rd day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me, 3 red balls, 2 squeeky toys, and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 4th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me, 4 dog leashes, 3 red balls, 2 squeeky toys, and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 5th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 6th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,

6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 7th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 8th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,
8 cat recipes,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 9th day of Biscmuf my Bisciut gave to me,
9 stuffed cats,
8 cat recipes,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 10th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,

10 blue frisbees,
9 stuffed cats,
8 cat recipes,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 11th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,
11 clumps of dog hair,
10 blue frisbees,
9 stuffed cats,
8 cat recipes,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 pieces of beef;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

On the 12th day of Biscmus my Bisciut gave to me,
12 cute little puppies,
11 clumps of dog hair,
10 blue frisbees,
9 stuffed cats,
8 cat recipes,
7 yummy meatballs,
6 doggie kisses,
5 copies of Old Yeller;
4 dog leashes,
3 red balls,
2 squeeky toys,
and a bacon scented dog treat.

And a bacon scented dog treat.

And a bacon scented dog treat.


Hope you enjoyed The 12 Days of Biscmus.
The End.

What I'm Thankful For

Today I'm going to write a poem about what I'm thankful for.

Here in my life I am thankful for many things, now I'm going to tell you in some nice rhyming rings.


I am thankful for my Mom, she can be pretty cool. Except when she brings up sirtent subjects in school.

I am thankful for my Dad, he can make some pretty good dinners. I'm suprised that even if hes exercising he hasn't gotten any thinner...

I am thankful for me sister, we sometimes study bacteria. But when she makes me REALLY mad sometimes I wanna ship her to Siberia.

I am thankful for my dogs, they keep me safe at night. Our little dog likes soda, I wonder if she'll like sprite?

I am thankful for my friends, especially Jacob and Braidan. Sometimes I wonder if Braidans his little sisters maiden.

I am thankful for my house, it keeps my head dry. Without it I'm afraid I would would die.

I am thankful for FOOD, it keeps my tummy full. Without it I think my life would be pretty dull.

I am thankful for my Grandparents, Uncles and Aunts. I sometimes give them a silent chant.

I'm thankful for my games, they keep me from getting bored. That is, when I don't spill juice on my cord.

I'm thankful for everything, it makes my life complete. When I'm here with my family, it cannot be beat.

The End.

A Christmas Carol Book Report

Today I'm going to tell you about the story I read called "A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens".


A Christmas Carol, is one of the best books I've read yet (Coming close to Moby Dick). It's about a greedy and lonely old man named Ebenezer Scrooge who won't even pay for his electric bill or heat bill! One day he is visited by the ghost of his old ''business partner" Jacob Marley on the night of Christmas Eve who warns him of three spirits that will haunt him. The first will appear at midnight, the 2nd on the next midnight, and the third when the clock strikes 1:00 the next night. So Scrooge went to bed, after claiming that Marley was just a mirage made by an undigested piece of beef, and sure enough when the clock struck midnight, there was the spirit.

The first spirit was the Ghost of Christmas Past, in the 1st chapter. He was a short man with no feet, a well-aged mans face, and his head was on fire. He fit the characteristics of a ghost quite well. His mission, along with the other ghosts, was to change Scrooge into a better person. He took Scrooge back into the past to show him Scrooge's previous Christmas's. He showed him Little Fan (His sister I think) coming to take him home for Christmas, and Old Fizze Wig throwing a party where Scrooge met his girlfriend. Then it showed Scrooge replacing his girlfriend for money. Greeeeedy! That was the last time he saw his girlfriend and the end of the 1st chapter.

The next night Scrooge was confronted by the Ghost of Christmas Present, the 2nd chapter. This ghost was very large, he looked like Paul Bunyon who "let himself go" and grew a beard! I kinda didn't understand every word they said in this chapter because there was so much British talk. This time Scrooge didn't refuse to go and willingly went with him. The spirit showed him his Nephew (Little Fans son) and all his friends and family. They were playing a game of charades and guessing a wild animal. One woman guessed Uncle Scrooge and got it right. Ebenezer didn't seem too happy...
Then the spirit took Scrooge to his employee Bob's house. They were getting ready for Christmas Dinner and everyone pitched in, including Tiny Tim. Scrooge asked the spirit what would happen to Tiny Tim but no answer. After seeing all that the spirit took Scrooge to a clock tower.He showed him the two humans of Ignorance and Want before dieng off (Apparently spirits live very short lives).

The next night Scrooge was confronted by the final spirit in chapter 3, the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. This spirit was a dark shadow and when he showed his body it was a metallic black. Some people might even refer to him as the Grim Reaper! He showed him that Tint Tim did die and that now his father and mother are old, looking through Ebenezer's stuff. The spirit then shows him Ebenezer's own grave and the date:

Died on
25th
Of Dec.

By now Scrooge was pleading for mercy, but the spirit denied. He tossed Scrooge into his grave. Scrooge thought he was a gonner, but then he wound up (Literally) in his room. He was a new man getting ready to share his joy to the world. He asked a boy to go buy the biggest turkey in the store and bring it to Tiny Tim's house. Then he payed the boy. He even sang in a Choir! He then went to his Nephews house for Christmas dinner and afterwards gave Bob a raise and helped pay for Tiny Tim's medical bills, who did NOT die! And they pretty much lived happily ever after. The End.

I thought this was a very good book with a nice happy ending. The End.

We the People

Today is another short story like Sky Pumpkin except not nearly as dumb.

This school year started out great. Everyone seemed to be getting along. We were learning a lot of new things. We were having fun. Then one day in September that all changed. It seemed like no one was getting along. We were not learning all that much. The teacher was too busy with behavior problems. School was not so much fun anymore.

On Friday, Mrs.Shelton told us that we had homework for the weekend. Our assignment was to think of ways to make school fun again. She said something had to change. She wanted our ideas. On Monday we would share our ideas. She hoped we could come up with a solution.

That weekend I thought and thought. I had no idea how to make school fun again. I thought I would ask my dad if he had any good ideas. Usually, he had some pretty good ones. I looked all over for him but couldn't find him in his usual spots. Then I heard the TV.

My dad did not usually watch TV. It must be something really interesting. I walked into the TV room and sure enough there was Dad. He was sitting on the sofa. He looked like he was really concentrating on the show that was on. Instead of interrupting I chose to sit next to him and watch.

He was watching a show on the Constitution. I knew a little about it from school. I knew that it was a set of rules. It was made because there were groups of people who could not get along. Every person thought they knew what was best for the groups. No one was willing to give in. Wait a minute! A group of people who could not get along? That sounded familiar.

I watched more of the program. I concentrated just as hard as my dad did as I learned all about the Constitution of the United States.

The constitution was written over 200 years ago. Everyone had thoughts on how the nation was to be run. Some thought that each state should have its own laws. Some thought that a central government should make all the laws. There was a lot of fighting and arguing.

Finally, one man stepped in. He said that all of the ideas were good. He suggested taking ideas from all sides. He said that all ideas could be put together. That way there were no losers. Each person's ideas would be included. Everyone would be a winner. On September 17, 1787, the Constitution was finished. It is still used today. Many new rules had to be added. It has been working for hundreds of years.

That was it! I knew what my idea was to make school fun again. I jumped off the sofa. I ran out of the room. Before I left, I turned around and said, "Thanks Dad!" He just waved his arm and said ''Glad I could help, Jack."

And then...

A giant purple monkey fell out of the sky and played tennis on the school! Haha no, I'm just kidding. Instead, everybody got along in the school. Mandy's idea to have a class pet is a huge hit, and Carl's idea for a school movie night is going great! And it was all because of my dad accidentally helping me.

The End.